- Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter.
- Your daddy must be a terrorist because you're a BOMB!
- Sign post outside a college -- "DRIVE CAREFULLY, DONT KILL THE STUDENTS, .. . . WAIT FOR THE LECTURERS!"
- Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it..
- The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk
- The person who hates u thinks about you twice the person who loves you!
