Birthday poem

Today is happy
It most certainly is
Shake a pop
And make it fizz

Fly a kite
Or take a nap
Slap a knee
And pat a back

Run or skip
Without a care
Or fly a plane
If you dare

Swim or skate
Take your pick
Hit a mailbox
With a stick

Fall or trip
Laugh or play
Do whatever
Its your Birthday

Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday Quotes

Birthday Quotes

1. May u grow to be toothless!

2. Hey, u r 1 year older now, 1 year smarter now, 1 year bigger now, and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes. Happy Birthday

3. Happy birthday pighead may you fart, fart and fart whole day.

4. Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ........... happy b'day 2 u hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes comes true. so enjoy today with joy.

5. May the good lord bless you with excellent health and defend your life from the evil one! see many more years happy birthday

6. On ur b'day, some words of wisdom... ...smile while u still have teeth. Happy B'day

7. When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.

8. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

9. All of us are joining in to say, that May the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!

10. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!!!

Funny Quotes

- Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter.

- Your daddy must be a terrorist because you're a BOMB!

- Sign post outside a college -- "DRIVE CAREFULLY, DONT KILL THE STUDENTS, .. . . WAIT FOR THE LECTURERS!"

- Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it..

- The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat

- Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk

- The person who hates u thinks about you twice the person who loves you!

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
- Michael Jordan

Wise [persons] learn by others� mistakes, fools by their own.
- Henry George Bohn

When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
- Phyllis Bottome

Whoever does not try, does not learn.
- Jewish Saying

When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
- Fortune Cookie

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you judge people, you have no time to love them
- Mother Teresa

Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
- Mother Teresa

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
- Mother Teresa

Where there is love there is life
- Mahatma Gandhi

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep
- Chinese Proverb

To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
- Anatole

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
- Anonymous

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation." - Plato

"Kites rise highest against the wind; not with it." - Sir Winston Churchill