Great Quotes
Monday, January 19, 2015
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
There is no place for your Emotions in this World
Just display your Correct Attitude...
Friday, November 28, 2008
Birthday poem
It most certainly is
Shake a pop
And make it fizz
Fly a kite
Or take a nap
Slap a knee
And pat a back
Run or skip
Without a care
Or fly a plane
If you dare
Swim or skate
Take your pick
Hit a mailbox
With a stick
Fall or trip
Laugh or play
Do whatever
Its your Birthday
Happy Birthday!!!
Birthday Quotes
1. May u grow to be toothless!
2. Hey, u r 1 year older now, 1 year smarter now, 1 year bigger now, and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes. Happy Birthday
3. Happy birthday pighead may you fart, fart and fart whole day.
4. Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ........... happy b'day 2 u hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes comes true. so enjoy today with joy.
5. May the good lord bless you with excellent health and defend your life from the evil one! see many more years happy birthday
6. On ur b'day, some words of wisdom... ...smile while u still have teeth. Happy B'day
7. When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.
8. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
9. All of us are joining in to say, that May the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!
10. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!!!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Funny Quotes
- Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter.
- Your daddy must be a terrorist because you're a BOMB!
- Sign post outside a college -- "DRIVE CAREFULLY, DONT KILL THE STUDENTS, .. . . WAIT FOR THE LECTURERS!"
- Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it..
- The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk
- The person who hates u thinks about you twice the person who loves you!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Ideas
A good idea plus capable men cannot fail; it is better than money in the bank.
- John Berry
Every new idea is an impossibility until it is born.
- Anonymous
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
- Anonymous
Ideas are the roots of creation.
- Anonymous
Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.
- Anonymous
Ideas move fast when their time comes.
- Anonymous
A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
- Anonymous
If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
- Anonymous
Freedom
It is true that liberty is precious. So precious that it must be rationed.
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin 1870-1924, Russian Revolutionary Leader
Do not destroy that immortal emblem of humanity, the Declaration of Independence.
- Abraham Lincoln
Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln
Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you're not ready to die for it, put the word ''freedom'' out of your vocabulary.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist
He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king.
- St. Augustine 354-430
Governing sense, mind and intellect, intent on liberation, free from desire, fear and anger, the sage is forever free.
- Bhagavad Gita c. BC 400
The moment the slave resolves that he will no longer be a slave. His fetters fall... freedom and slavery are mental states.
- Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
- Martin Luther King Jr. 1929-1968, American Black Leader, Nobel Prize Winner, 1964
Funny Quotes
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
- Jarger
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Anonymous
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
- George Burns
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Dave Edison
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Anonymous
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Anonymous
Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.
- Anonymous
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Funny
- Socrates
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
- Jarger
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Anonymous
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
- George Burns
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Dave Edison
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Anonymous
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Anonymous
Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.
- Anonymous
Freedom
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin 1870-1924, Russian Revolutionary Leader
Do not destroy that immortal emblem of humanity, the Declaration of Independence.
- Abraham Lincoln
Freedom is the last, best hope of earth.
- Abraham Lincoln
Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you're not ready to die for it, put the word ''freedom'' out of your vocabulary.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
- Malcolm X 1925-1965, American Black Leader, Activist
He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king.
- St. Augustine 354-430
Governing sense, mind and intellect, intent on liberation, free from desire, fear and anger, the sage is forever free.
- Bhagavad Gita c. BC 400
The moment the slave resolves that he will no longer be a slave. His fetters fall... freedom and slavery are mental states.
- Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948
Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
- Martin Luther King Jr. 1929-1968, American Black Leader, Nobel Prize Winner, 1964
Ideas
- John Berry
Every new idea is an impossibility until it is born.
- Anonymous
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
- Anonymous
Ideas are the roots of creation.
- Anonymous
Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.
- Anonymous
Ideas move fast when their time comes.
- Anonymous
A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions.
- Anonymous
If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
- Anonymous